I'm fat.
My middle kingdom is growing wider and wider each day. With all the free snacks I receive from my bank, I will be looking like a 5 months pregnant lady one day!
I tried to be more alert with the portion that I take but I ended up finishing the whole thing!
I hate my colleagues. Lol.
They keep giving me food. I can't resist looking at the deliciously mouth watering cakes and snacks.
This is bad you guys.

"How can u be knowledgeable when u don't even watch?"
Lol. She's right. I never thought of that. Nah. Who cares.
I still don't think I'm innocent.
Anyway, the best thing is, they often treat me during lunch. Just the other day, my colleague asked me out for lunch. She insisted on me joining them. I was kinda wondering. W-H-Y? Then Devan told me the reason after she left. I was shocked! Okay, so this proves that they do discuss about me. I'm not invisible to them.
I went out with them on Friday. My sifu said, "Wah, so fast you got another gang already". I was scared of not having anyone to eat lunch with since my sifu was to leave that very day.
It felt weird. I mean, not weird in a bad way.
I was the one and only Chinese there.
We ate and bla bla bla. Just when we were about to leave, I touched something wet. And not to mention, red.
OMFGWTFBBQ.
The girls helped me. I mean, really helped okay. They protected me by walking with me side by side and staying close behind me. She held my hand, for no reason. People were staring at us. The office seemed so far away. They wanted to buy a new pair of jeans for me but I declined. I really didn't want to trouble them. She offered me her jacket, which was in the office.
After countless of suggestions, I went back with an ugly blue t-shirt from my bank.
Thank you guys.
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